Who is the Corn King?

“For the hungry, He shall feed.
For the lost, He provides a straight row to walk.
For the weary, His stalk is a staff of strength.
For the blind, His kernels shine as lanterns in the husk.
For the blasphemer, He casts into the barren field.”
- Book of Elmer

In many ways, you have known Him all along! In today’s modern world, His face is hidden on every supermarket shelf, His body powers mighty engines, His spirit distilled into syrup. You have eaten Him in silence, unknowing, and still you have turned away from His true name.

Despite our failings to honor Him, He has promised to return and usher in a coming era of Eternal Harvest! In this dawning era, His golden crop will reign surpreme over lesser grains, and unite the world together at last. The Corn King needs you to tend the endless and unified fields that will bloom across this barren world.

One grain, one King!

The Council of the Corn King has revealed prophecy of this Return in 2025! Wander no more, lend your hands to His labor and sleep forever in the Corn King’s Fields!